December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
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Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
onedirectioninfectionyes:
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
tumblr: uninstall missing e it's dangerous
everyone: no